The Case of the Flying Crockery
Author Barbara Pease was unaware that the new contraceptive
pill she had been given contained a high level
of testosterone. Her husband, Allan, quickly learned
the valuable art of ducking from flying plates and other
airborne objects during Barbara's PMT phase, and
rediscovered his childhood facility for the shortdistance
sprint. Interestingly, her parallel parking
abilities - or lack thereof - no longer started arguments.
They improved dramatically on this pill.
Blood tests eventually revealed Barbara's testosterone
excess and she changed to a pill without it. Within a
month, her mood swings had virtually ceased, but now
Allan felt he was living with a librarian studying to be
a nun. Another change of pill raised her testosterone
level back up to a happy medium, much safer both for
their marriage, and the household crockery.
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